Calculatorist

In a way "racist" towards calculators of a certain type

This is a Calculatorist club. TI84 not allowed

by Mathwizman1112 November 12, 2010

Calculating Finances

Fingering assholes.

The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.

The child was Calculating Finances too hard.

by The-Mountain December 5, 2012

Calculating

The calculating of possible outcomes is a process for determining the number of possible results for an event. There are various methods for conducting this process. The best way to calculate the number of possible outcomes of an event is dependent on the type of event and the structure of the event.

I didn't hear a word you said I'm Calculating the possible outcomes of everything I do .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

over-calculating

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos

I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025