She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.
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Colandrea is so beautiful I love her
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La Calandrata, the men that you need.
La Calandrata, the men that you need.
Hey! Have you ever had the chance to even mention the name of one of the Calandris ?
Hell no! They are way out of my league!
Hell no! They are way out of my league!
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Always has a choef in his hand and always has all the babes.
Has almost died from alcoholic poisoning 69 times and still continues to drink like a ou from pretoria east.
Always has a choef in his hand and always has all the babes.
Has almost died from alcoholic poisoning 69 times and still continues to drink like a ou from pretoria east.
Frikkie: "Yo suzie you have a choef there , skenk a hit
Suzie: "Ask Chalandre , he always has a choef
Suzie: "Ask Chalandre , he always has a choef
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Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).
Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).
Person 1: Hey sir, have you been to Calandria?
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!
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