calminous

serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2008

calavitus

A male name, people with this name are puissant. Taking control of every aspect of their lives.

Oh look! It's Calavitus! quick, bow down.

by Calavitus August 13, 2020

calminous

Both calm and ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding.

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan September 18, 2008

calamitologist

An alarmist climate scientist or other gloom-and-doomster

There was a strong surface warming between the 1890s and the 1940s, followed by a pronounced cooling (and warnings of a catastrophic ice age by some of the same calamitologists who now claim disastrous warming) from the 1940s to the 1970s, then rising temperatures again from the 1970s to today. (Source: James Glassman and Sallie Baliunas, The Weekly Standard, June 25, 2001)

by Steve Schulin April 21, 2005

calminous

calm yet ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan June 18, 2006

Calamitas

Some really funny internet guy.

Hey, have you heard Calamitas' new joke? It was awesome!

by Errratas May 1, 2020

Calamituff

a person who gets famous from one thing, then refuses to even look at it and silences all mention of it.

Guy 1: I'm not really that into Twitch anymore, I think I'll move on.
Guy 2: Are you stupid!? Twitch MADE you, nobody cares about your other shit, man.
Guy 1: idc dude I wanna do this stuff instead
Guy 2: You really gonna be a Calamituff.
Guy 1: yea now never bring my past up again.
Guy 2: *only talks about past with Twitch*

by not enough definitions here November 8, 2020