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Fat Cal Ripken

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.
Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.
by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010
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Fe-cal

Pronounced "Fe-call".

The fancy, more sophisticated way to say poop or shit.

Originated from the word "fecal".
Wow, this bathroom has a horrible fe-cal smell.
by SMomma April 17, 2010
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Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'
We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Quiet Calf

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!
by cheesy454 July 25, 2021
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calfrope

Something someone might make you say to give up.
Say calfrope and ill quit tickling you.
by Jinxie Dee Breece September 29, 2020
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calfreezy

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog
Think you mean a giraffe mate”
by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020
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Calfie

A sock that comes half way up your calf. Usually worn by males, particularly lacrosse players.
Some call it a mid-calf. This is incorrect. They are called "calfies".
"Yo bro sick calfie tan. You been laxin'?"
by Stella Odair December 11, 2013
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