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Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.
My girlfriend is such a Caillou.
by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018
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Caillou

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!
by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017
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Cadillac Pussy

This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.
I know that woman has a "Cadillac Pussy" but I just can't afford it.
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Caillou

Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him
(1) Stop being a Caillou, TOD.
(2) I hate Caillou.
by Puntato August 3, 2018
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Caillou

Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying, stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.
You wake up. You see Caillou there with a chainsaw. But he is so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he kills himself.
by Donald Caillou January 3, 2018
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Calla

Calla , pronounced like the golf company "CallaWay" but without the way. DONOT call her Kayla she absolutely HATES that. Calla is named after the Calla-Lilly flower. She is shy but once you get to know her you can't shut her up. Calla is very beautiful, she has a great laugh, every girl wants to be her and every guy wants her. She is stylish & very caring. she is a nurturer, she is the best wife you could ever want or have. She is extremely loyal, Calla is very sensitive and emotional, Calla loves hard and puts her all into everything that she does. She never forgets so whatch yourself. Calla knows more than she lets on, so if your lying DON'T. Calla loves her friends and her family very much. Calla is a very hard worker and puts her mind to everything she does. She is kind and sweet but if you question her or make her angry watch out. She is very stubborn, that is one of her downfalls, Calla is also very creative. She is an amazing kisser and great in bed. Calla is in general a wonderful human being and will help anyone who needs it even if she doesn't like them very much. She never wants to see her loved ones hurt. She is always the prettiest girl in the room just like the flower she is named after. Calla is always the favorite, in her family, with her friends and even in school. Calla is Calla there is nobody on earth like her, she is one of a kind and when you meet her that becomes very apparent.
Calla is such a great person!

Calla-Lillys are such beautiful flowers!

I wish I had Calla's confidence!
by Professor at UofT June 15, 2019
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Caillou

Caillou is a little bald head ass dickhead that i used to watch when i was young asf. Caillou was on the OG Network Treehouse and Teletoon all that shit if he wasn’t i don’t even know it was a long ass damn time i watched this circle head shit. According to my calculations wtf am i saying i just searched this dumb shit on Google Wikipedia this little boy is 4 years old. And you maybe Caillou lovers are probably like why are you insulting Caillou, What did he to do you, Why are you mean to him and that bs. This dude is a straight up whiner i don’t know if i typed that right but you know what i mean this guy whines about every single shit let me tell you what i mean. I’m actually not gonna tell y’all what episode and what season cause as i said it’s been a long time i didn’t watch this dumb shit but i remember what happend and i’m sure you will too. Ok, he was in the bathroom playing with his toys i think then his dad walked in he told him something about "We’re not going to the circus today, we are going tomorrow". Probably it wasn’t the circus it was maybe the Theaters or the zoo i don’t know, he said that then this mf kid starts crying like a baby i mean like he said tomorrow he didn’t say in 1 week or in 1 month or in 1 year, he said tomorrow and then started crying like a little bitch. My point is that when i have kids i won’t make them watch that ridiculous dumb ass bs.
Mother: Do you wanna watch Caillou?
Baby: Who is that bald guy?
by TSM_AK February 1, 2018
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