A fusion of two widely used verbs in the english and spanish language. Orginally from the verbs "Fucked!" and "Cago!" in english and spanish, respectively. It originated in Miami, more specificly in the Hialeah and Miami Lakes areas of Dade County.
by David Martinez November 09, 2007
Crazy Asian Girl Syndrome (CAGS) is a common change in the state of mind of an Americanized Asian girl between the ages of 18-24 while in a relationship. Although CAGS usually sets in at about the fourth month of a healthy relationship, it can occur anywhere from two weeks to eight months. Usually, the onset of CAGS will lead to the inevitable end of an otherwise, happy and healthy, relationship.
Symptoms
Early signs of CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary lies
Increased appetite
Full-blown CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
Crying
Unnecessary yelling
Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
Hypocrisy
Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
Reduced libido towards partner
Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor
Symptoms
Early signs of CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary lies
Increased appetite
Full-blown CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
Crying
Unnecessary yelling
Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
Hypocrisy
Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
Reduced libido towards partner
Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor
by Skubaz23 August 22, 2010
The Commander, Air Group (more commonly known as the CAG) is the senior pilot aboard a battlestar and is responsible for all flight operations by its Air Wing. The rank normally held by the CAG is Captain or Major.
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: You're the CAG, act like one.
Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: What does that mean?
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: It means that you're still acting like everyone's best friend. We're not friends. You're the CAG! "Be careful out there?" Our job isn't to be careful, it's to shoot fracking Cylons out of the sky! "Good Hunting" is what you say. And one of your idiot pilots is acting like a child and refusing to take her pills. So she either says "Yes, sir" and obeys a direct order, or you smack her in the mouth and drag her sorry ass to sickbay and you make her take those pills!
Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: What does that mean?
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: It means that you're still acting like everyone's best friend. We're not friends. You're the CAG! "Be careful out there?" Our job isn't to be careful, it's to shoot fracking Cylons out of the sky! "Good Hunting" is what you say. And one of your idiot pilots is acting like a child and refusing to take her pills. So she either says "Yes, sir" and obeys a direct order, or you smack her in the mouth and drag her sorry ass to sickbay and you make her take those pills!
by Dan Leibensperger August 03, 2007
n.
Cute Asian Girl. An Asian girl who is cute.
v.
To meet/hook up with a cag.
adj.
Cute, Asian and female at the same time.
Cute Asian Girl. An Asian girl who is cute.
v.
To meet/hook up with a cag.
adj.
Cute, Asian and female at the same time.
Meet any cags at that Asian club last night?
I'm gonna cag it up when I go to Taiwan this summer.
That girl by the sandwich line? Yea she's pretty cag I guess.
I'm gonna cag it up when I go to Taiwan this summer.
That girl by the sandwich line? Yea she's pretty cag I guess.
by Sabakunoneji March 04, 2009
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