Caféphile

Much like the bibliophile (a lover of books), or audiophile (lover of high quality stereo), a caféphile is a person who dedicates significant amounts of time enjoying and thriving in a café, which may or may not serve coffee.

Ernest Hemingway was a caféphile.

by Estevito December 3, 2009

Pageophile

Old, homosexual men who enjoy hitting on young pages on Capitol Hill. You'll often see the pageophile typing furiously on his PC, sending young pages emails, text messages, and IMs, then leaving for their meetings for alcoholism or related behavioral issues. (see also, Mark Foley)

Yo, stay away from that dude, he's a worse pageophile than Mark Foley!

by JudyBootyBigPants October 3, 2006

Catophile

Someone who rapes kittens and/or cats

The serial Catophile raped 14 kittens last week.

by Awesomeness Ninja Magic December 17, 2008

Catophile

Weird kids named Zach who are sexually attracted to cats.

Zach: I love you my cat
Me: CATOPHILE LOOK IT UP

by aaawowzer May 16, 2020

Catophile

The type of person who is addicted to cats and wants to fuck them.Cat version of pedophile.

Maaz-Hey cat I lub u soooo much
Cat-U really wanna fuck me don't u...
Maaz-Awww,u understand....
Cat-Catophile

by Dickeymaaz March 23, 2017

cardophile

Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

by anon February 24, 2005

CakeOPhillo

When a person has a sexual bond with cake 🎂

Richard is suffering from a severe case of CakeOPhillo

by Richard1732 January 5, 2021