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crestal myth

a word used by one who is so fucked up that they can no longer correctly pronounce the name of the drug that they are on
Dude, this uhhhhhh ha ummmmm crrrrestal myth is the shiiiiit man!
by Ian July 4, 2003
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castalia

a small town im ohio that has more problems with dear running out in front of cars and ducks pooping on peoples cars than with any sort of crime except pot which we do not think of as a drug but more of a sexual enhancement device seeing as all the women in the area are homely. the town consist of six bars and 1 flashing red light. it also has a high school that consist mainly of kids whos parents are the alumni and couldnt make it in the real world.
in castalia we have whats called the duck pond which is the main entertainment in the area watching ducks screww and crap all over peoples cars.We also have a game reserve that you can watch bigger animals screww and crap on stuff
by origen September 14, 2008
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Castalia

A girl named with purity in mind that consistently manages to make Hell's wrath cute and forgivable. She walks with the confidence of one who can kill any man with ease because she can and will if provoked. This does nothing to keep people from loving her even knowing that they are always in danger when around her. She has energy reserves that put the energizer bunny to shame and the strongest pimp hand to ever grace the earth. She also smells like strawberries.
Dude look, it's Castalia! She's so fuckin' cool!

You better stop running your flappy folds or Castalia will 100% kill you and I'll tell the cops it was suicide.
by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022
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Castaldo

To do that which is both unnecessary and uncalled for, for the purposes of self-amusement. Always has a victim, often oneself.

In order for something to be a genuine Castaldo, the thought process behind it must be made immediately before the act, but in a form of retroactive hypothesis. The idea is that before you perform a Castaldo, you think about how amusing it will be in retrospect, as opposed to how irresponsible and dangerous it is in the immediate future.

Origin; Italian-American - New Jersey.
"Yes, I'm leaving you with my car keys. Don't Castaldo like last time: It took forever to dig that hooker's fingernails out of the grill."
by CliveChurchMusic May 24, 2010
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Castalia, Ohio

A small town in ohio where a murder was covered up and ruled as a suicide while the county sheriff laughed over the victims lifeless body.
Wow , castalia, ohio has some dirty secrets
by ultraflox September 7, 2016
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khurt castalone

He must be the most handsome and cute person in the Philippines.
Ohhhh damn, that guy is a good looking. He must be Khurt Castalone
by VTEEEEC November 22, 2021
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Sebastian castallanos

Hey dude who is Sebastian castallanos ?
He is daddy.
by Protovirus May 2, 2018
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