Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

carson ca

A city located between Compton , Gardena, Long Beach, Wilmington, and Harbor Gateway. Home to the Good Year Blimp, Stub Hub Center, California State University Dominguez Hills, and soon to be the Los Angeles NFL Stadium. Carson,CA is also known for having a large Samoan and Filipino population. Also known for the Original Polynesian blood gangs, that often feud with Mexican Gangs in the city.

You see a Samoan in a different city , ask if he lives or has family from Carson CA.

by Qwerty13 May 12, 2016

Ken Carson

The greatest human being and rapper of all time

Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life

by del$$88 September 12, 2021

Cansona

A Colombian word meaning a person who is very annoying or irritating.

Esa mujer es muy cansona.

Ese nino es muy canson, no para de estar moviendose.

by AP316 August 10, 2010

Scott Cason

an annoyingly awesome maths teacher, who makes you share ovalteenies against your will. Luigi. Tries to be funny but just brings up memes and vines from 2014. But he's still a legend with a debilitating ankle injury (rope burn)

"I bet it was a scott cason that stole my ovalteenies'"

by Ellie and Phoebe November 24, 2017

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Carsonoma

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck

Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.

by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011