cactusing

masturbation at its finest. With or wittout artifical lube.

Jim likes to use astroglide while cactusing

by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis October 31, 2015

Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

cactuses

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.

My shirt has cactuses on it.

by PresteWood May 6, 2018

Cactusing

When you shove a cactus up your ass

My favorite pastime is cactusing

by Cactusing April 20, 2020

Cactusing

Usually referred to when having intercourse with ones friend

Me and my other friend were cactusing last night

by Cumconsumer March 7, 2022

Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024