cockney

Literally, a person born within earshot of the bells of St Mary-le-Bow church in what is now the City of London. However, technically speaking there can be no cockneys born after 1945 since the bells were destroyed by German bombs during WWII.

Today the term has expanded to encompass not only those from East London specifically but from London in general. The latter tends to be attributed by non-Londoners, stemming from their ignorance of the true meaning of the word.

by hux May 31, 2003

crackne

when someone has acne in their bumcrack.

person 1: ah did you see hannah sweetman last night?
person 2: yeah she has some mad crackne styll

by fatgeeza12 October 3, 2020

Pterodactyl Cackle

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar

I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle

by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010

cackle

The laughter of a witch.

Witches cackle when flying across the moonlight.

by Jafar January 20, 2005

Cacker

In New Forest dialect, a cacker is not a chav, nor currently living on a housing estate. A cacker is someone who lives a rough lifestyle on the forest. It derives from the verb 'to cack', meaning to deficate oneself, relating to the squalid living conditions these people choose to live in. Other characteristics of the atypical cacker involve eating road-kill, selling magic mushrooms, badger-baiting, selling junk and terrorising local pubs. The addition of 'er' on the end of cacker, suggests that it was once a name, which in turn derived from a job title. In essence, a cacker is commonly treated as the non-Romany equivalent of a gypsy. Cacker can be used as a term of offence for non-cackers. A half-Romany/half-cacker is known as a diddicai.

"See Seth badger-baiting the other day? Such a cacker."

"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018

Cockney neck

When you have been speaking to much cockney and it does your neck in.

Nick: "do you have any idea why jack is wearing that ridiculous neck brace?"

Jane: "the doctor said he has to wear it after his trip to croydon. He's got a nasty case of cockney neck."

by roflmaonaze May 6, 2010