Cockbadger

A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.

e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer

by CockBadger69 May 23, 2016

Cockbanger

To personally bang your own hand to physically pleasure yourself

What’s good twin I just got done doing a cockbanger

by Jiggatigga February 20, 2026