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An amazing sport in which Canada pwns. The rest of the world is jealous that they cannot master the skill and accuracy associated with Curling. A great way to meet amazing people at competitions, and the best sport on ice ever invented.
Did you see those people dissing curling? I bet they've never tried it before!
Curling by 765shdhdif February 23, 2010
The most boring, useless sport in the world. It consists of three things: ice, a rock, and a broom. It's like watching grass grow, except way colder and an olympic sport. The people who curl are either Canadian, gay, or probably both.
Canadian #1: Dude, did you see that guy curling?
Canadian #2: Yeah dude. He was a fag, eh?
Curling by Rear the reaper February 28, 2009
A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.
Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!
curling by Anonymous March 15, 2003
An interesting way of describing taking a dump.
curling by pixie June 19, 2006
Just curled out a really good one

I need to go and curl one out

I have been curling one out now for about 15 minutes.
Curling by cheesethief February 25, 2014
1. High-speed ice-swiffering.
::swiffers the ice:: (you know. curling)