CUM

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

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CUM

Refers to North America's countries:
Canada
USA
Mexico

Person 1: How's it like to live in CUM?
Person 2: CUM?
Person 1: it means Canada, US, Mexico
Person 2: isn't that just North America?
Person 1: From here on, North America is no more, only CUM.

by Skurtis April 11, 2020

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CUM stands for..

Creamy
Unicorn

Milk
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Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
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Jack pulls out Jill aka his hand and Jack was so jacked that he had to jack off while playing jacks. Jack CUMs on a Jack in the box who is ironically his step brother. Jill in rage squeezes Jack until he has a pop goes the weasel moment. He used the jacks in cards next to him to clean off Jill since he is a gentleman since it was all he had lying around next to him. Jill didn't know jackshit about why she was there and felt like a jackass after hitting a big black bottle of Jack that was much bigger than Jack. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill supposedly CAME tumbling after..

by Guido and The Guy April 28, 2021

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