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cumgratulations 

After a friend, family member, or just about anybody you know does something remarkable you congratulate them by sneaking up on them and ejaculating on their body... preferably their achilles or calf.
My sister got an 1100 on the SAT so I gave her a big cumgratulations.
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Cumgratulations 

Having your first orgasm.
After blowing my load, I wished myself A cumgratulations..
Cumgratulations by LeilaSP May 18, 2019

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Congratulations Effect 

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.
Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

congratulations you played yourself 

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.
So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

Congratulations

Means 'T-GEI.' Congratulations is a term used and coined by Felix Kjellberg (see God for more information) in his latest banger song 'Congratulations.' Youtubers 'Roomie' and Dave from 'Boy in a Band' also contributed to the discovery of this word. It has been scientifically proven that if you imagine Pewdiepie whispering in your ear 'Congratulations,' an immediate, intense orgasm will occur. This can also be achieved by looking at 9 year olds.
You notice movement to your left. You turn your gaze to the object that startled you, and you notice someone looking at you. They approach you quietly, and you start to get a clearer picture of their face. It is glistening and glowing a bright white, like that of an angle coming down from the heavens. His striking blue eyes pierce your vulnerable soul, yet making you feel safe and concealed. His beautiful, perfect facial hair resembles that of a viking king. He hovers towards you, as if he were without legs. His beauty temporarily blinds you and sends shivers of pleasure across your body. 10/10, would smash, you subtly think to yourself. The masculine, effortlessly gorgeous man, clad in a stunning Simone Says jumper (that I really want please can I have it) approaches your inferior, mortal being. His soft, full lips gently touches your ear. You can barely stand. Your legs start to buckle at the heels. This is it. If this beautiful man does anything else, you will surely melt. But you know it's coming. And you can't wait. He inhales gently. 'Congratulations.'
-JK Rowling
Congratulations by Alex F.v.R April 1, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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