Cuke

a good ol’ regular cucumber

Hold up, I think I’m going to get some cukes from the dining hall before I leave.

by pizzajona December 17, 2019

cukeubine

a cucumber that becomes a woman's sex slave.

Use of cukeubines is illegal in all fifty states.

by Cootie August 22, 2006

Pukin the cuke

Jerking off.

I haven't had sex in weeks so I'm going home and pukin the cuke.

by sharkbite86 January 21, 2020

get cuked

Disdainfully encouraging a person to intentionally insert a cucumber into their anus...

Hey Dan, get cuked!

by Sour Opals November 6, 2013

cuked

Past pissed drunk and all around fucked

“Guy’s wicked cuked in the corner there”
“We gettin dumbshit cuked tonight boys...”

by Snutsbigtilties December 20, 2018

devil dook cuke

male inserts a cucumber (cuke, as commonly refered) into his asshole. female (or another male) gets on their knees and faces the male's asshole. the kneeling individual proceeds to give the standing male a reach around while simultaneously eating the cucumber as it is slowly being pushed out of the standing male's rectum. once the cucumber has been eaten, the standing individual will then shit in the kneeling individual's mouth, thus administering the "devil's food" portion

last night, sandy wanted to try something kinky, but was hungry. so i gave her a round of the devil dook cuke

by willeoh August 11, 2011

Cuke

A Cum Nuke, also known as cumming on a girls face.

I totally Cuked Megan last night.

by MURBER August 1, 2012