creme de la penis

Sperm. High quality Sperm.

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.

by Rm18.K September 3, 2018

crème de la crème

THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality

Rolex is the crème de la crème of watches

This is the correct spelling. It's the crème de la crème of phrases, UNLIKE WHEN RYAN HEINTZ SPELLED IT "CRIM DELLA CRIM", THAT IS WRONG. Crim della crim is wrong.

by linalinalove4 May 17, 2016

cremé de la meow meow

the most bomb ass pussy
the best pussy

cremé de la meow meow means having the best pussy

girl : these other bitches be ran through and having nasty pussy , I have cremé de la meow meow

by maddiedabaddie April 3, 2020

Creme Fraiche

South Parks Randy Marsh created speciality creme topping for his gormet recipes. Great on his goat cheese air lume and tomato fortada.

Now what we have for your starters is potatoe encrusted scallop with lobster foam and were going to top that with some nice creme fraiche. Oh yeeaa, oh yeaa thats fuckin hot.

Creme fraiiichhe, oh fuck yeaa.

by BiGMerK215 November 22, 2010

creme duce

to make a girl bite the top from a cadburys creme egg, then dip your cock in the gooey centre and make her lick it all off.

lee gave ruth a creme duce at easter.

by Kills, Thrills n Cherryade May 6, 2014

creme de la crotch

a woman's vagina with a serious case of yeast infection.

I ate out Cindy's pussy last night and got a taste of that sweet creme de la crotch

by muck&bean December 1, 2009

creme frappe

The act of ejaculating on your hand, and then slapping the woman across the face with it, or slamming the hand into her forehead.

Bob: Hey Tom, what did you do last night?

Tom: I made sweet love to my girl friend, and then gave her a 'creme frappe'

Bob: Wow, she's a lucky girl!

Tom: I know I spoil her, but she's worth it!

by Dannyohyeah69 April 25, 2006