Creamy goblin

When you produce Siemen into a cup and put whip cream on it and drink it

Stacey: MARK GIVE MY A CREAMY GOBLIN
Mark:sure honey jizz

by 12345555540202992838;84 June 2, 2016

Creamy nap

The act of napping after fapping

When i get home i gonna take a creamy nap

by KwakuMcNoirSauce January 29, 2019

Creamy Cody Scharmer

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012

Creamy Destiny

When the shampoo or conditioner bottle that is shared by two people is ejaculated in by one of the two and then used by the unsuspecting other party. Hence "Destiny"

Kyle is still wondering why the "Creamy Destiny" left his hair so full of body.

by Phat Fred or Joe "P" June 8, 2009

creamy cousins

When two or more dudes have ejaculated inside the same girl, consecutively and with no protection, they transcend eskimo brother (eskibro) status and become creamy cousins, or creamousins.

"Dude, you took that girl home after I creamed her in the bathroom!"
"Lol, yeah man, we're creamy cousins now! hahahahahhaahah."

by phoreigner June 12, 2013

Butter's creamy goo

An energy drink

I could sure go for some of Butter's creamy goo!

by MIKEPENCEMEME November 1, 2017

creamy pussy

When a girl's vagina becomes so wet that it begins to create a more concentrated, thicker lubricant that tends to be white-ish in color. ***note: not all girls are capable of producing cream.***

Guy: we should have sex, you wet yet?

Girl: he'll yeah! I have a creamy pussy already!

by LGW December 10, 2013