Creamed

When you get jizz all over your face.

Oh! Jessy you creamed me!

by Jordon Jack April 14, 2010

Creamed

To cream ones pants with excitement

"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"

by Niggggggggggggggggggggggg November 27, 2007

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm or to describe certain antics of Robert Pattinson.

Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself' - Robert Pattinson

by Kodie16 October 17, 2008

creamed

the terrifying state of extreme drunkenness after playing the drinking game vodka whip cream vodka.

"dude i got so creamed last night"
"what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by whitelightning. April 30, 2011

Creamed

to get spewed in the face with the "white stuff"

Brody friggen creamed me in basketball. Wait, no...Brody ejaculated all over my face in basketball.

by Machette February 21, 2009

creamed

Cockney rhyming slang for "knackered"

Cream crackered..knackered.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Creamed

To conquer or accomplish.

I creamed that last test I took.

by mshd October 2, 2010