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cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!
by Em Are Double You May 15, 2008
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crackfic

A type of fanfiction (or original fiction) that is intentionally unbelievable and insane; often humorous. Usually short, one-shot stoires.
"Sarah's new crackfic is fuckin' hilarious, you should go read it!"
by Andrea C. November 8, 2006
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cracktastic

Damn fool that shit was cracktastic
by joey lucisano October 10, 2004
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crackism

1. the prejudice and or stereotyping of crack addicts

2. a follower and or patron of the tenets, lifestyle, and behavioural of the crack-addicted
1. Q:I think all crack addicts are the same. Is that close-minded of me?
A: Yes, that's crackism.

2. Her adherence to crackism often conflicted with her Buddhist ideology.
by Crackeline January 6, 2009
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cracktastrophy

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.
by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008
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cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.
by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008
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cracktastic

A goddess of a Klainer who provides the fandom with regular updates of everything. She is very highly valued in the Klaine/Glee fandom. She also has a beautiful singing voice and is part of the OT4 with Murphy, Colfer and Klairs.
Merlins beard that Cracktastic's blogging has left me in a banana cage of emotion.

When Cracktastic and the OT4 raised all that money with the DFCR live stream I was left in a banana cage of emotion.
by sometumblruser September 1, 2011
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