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Get the Crowballs mug.A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
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Get the cornballishness mug.A variation of baseball that has been played in the St. Louis, MO, area since the early 1900s. Servicemen during World War II helped spread the game to other parts of the country. The game differs from baseball, stickball, and other bat-and-ball games in that there is no base running.
There are several corkball clubs in the St. Louis area, where the sport is still played at area parks with special corkball fields over a hundred years after it was first played.
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Get the corkball mug.A cornball ass nigga is a nigga that does cornball shit. He says dumb shit, wears dumb shit, does dumb shit, looks like a dumb shit. He don’t got shit to offer except a little kernel family. Might even touch his feet then let ya smell his hands.
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Get the cornball mug.A dangerous machine invented and marketed by George Bluth Sr. on the hit show Arrested Development. The machine makes fried treats called cornballs.
Mexican guard: Cornballer....
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!
George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!
George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
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