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Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.
Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!
by Cubby460 May 24, 2013
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Cobra Kai

The baddest badass dojo in the Valley.

If you are a Cobra Kai you'll win some high school babes. You never know, you might get one that's on the cover of Playboy later on in life
Never fuck with Tory one mistake and you're fucked

Why is that

Because she is part of the Cobra Kai dojo. Don't step near her or she'll knock your teeth in
by JohnCole420 February 8, 2021
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Robert Conrad

Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.

Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.

Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.

Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.

In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.

The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.

The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.

Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.

He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Robert Conrad ... he strode the finest buttocks in the West!
by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 16, 2008
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comrade dog

A dog that must take mosin to defend motherland
Comrade dog you must take mosin, here you take mosin, it is good rifle, you will kill the germans with it, you must protect motherland, it is your duty
by THEDAMNBEAVER May 26, 2018
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COBRA COBRA COBRA

Warning call from male secret service agents to female secret service agents that Joe Biden is on the move, naked heading for the swimming pool while he was vice president.
COBRA COBRA COBRA, Celtic is on the move, clear passage to pool.
by 79Jupiters May 2, 2020
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Blunt Cobra

First became popular with his hit song 'SQUIDWARDS NOSE' and with the album '3am at Dennys' all of his songs are produced by Lil Shlong also known as Smallie Bigs, The Notorious Small, Sleezy L Greezzy , and BC
by LGREEZZY August 9, 2017
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Comrade

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Comrade has no end
Comrade1: u r the best comrade
Comrade2: thanks
by Mr.pbh May 5, 2020
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