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Containment Board

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.
q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!
by Supellex_ November 7, 2017
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Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway
"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"
by Cretzel April 12, 2021
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Contingency plan

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011
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masturbatory contingency

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
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Continental Pakyu

A curse (bad) word in Filipino language usually heard from the 'sosyal' type of people like Paris Hilton.

Discovered by Kuya Jobert.

It is somewhat the superlative form of the word "Pakyu" and is very effective if once said with a very hard and strong Filipino Accent.
girl: u so stupid, like DUH!
boy: Pakyu! go to you! Continental PAKYU! pukiney-iney mow! vagina floss.
by pakingshet October 28, 2013
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Continental

When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.
I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.
by tenesmus August 2, 2016
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Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.
Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.
by OhBillyBillyBilly November 10, 2014
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