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Coital Confessions

During the foreplay portion of a sexual encounter, the point in time in which one or both of the partners exchange various faults and insecurities that they believe would make them less appealing as a sexual partner. Typically done while dry-humping, before the clothes are removed. It's a classic win-win situation, as by that point, the other person doesn't really care, and you get the guilt off your chest of trying to be someone you don't exactly fit the profile of.
Jessie: Oh, you should know, I haven't shaved in a few days.

Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.
by iCame September 29, 2009
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taxicab confessions

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.
Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.
by L-Boogie January 15, 2005
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Crack Whore Confessions

One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.
Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.
by KingTee410 March 18, 2005
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beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.
Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.
by Raddish123 November 27, 2013
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confidential confessions

A manga created by Reiko Momochi. So far in the American released versions the stories are base on girls in real life situations like rape, suicide, postitution, bulling, sexual harrassment, drug abuse, desease, stalking and more. The series is from Tokyopop.
In the first volume there are 2 stories, the first is of two girls who plan to commit suicide and a story of a prostitute
by Krystal Manon October 23, 2004
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Unholy Confessions

"Dude did you listen to unholy confessions yet?"
"No you fucking metal nerd."
by Synyster Gates. September 3, 2023
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accusational-confessions

A subconscious act when persons indirectly accuse you for something they have done. For example: a boyfriend accusing you for cheating, when in fact they are the one whose having an affair.
" Do not bother interrogating him, 'accusational-confessions' will tell on himself for where the money was spent."
by Cuntstina June 10, 2019
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