collect call

when an ex or any person calls you knowing you and them are not cool or friends.

I wish Maddie would stop collect calling me like she still has mins.

by SidMoe85 March 25, 2014

collect the full set

An accident, usually involving a mechnaically-propelled vehicle, which is sufficently serious to require the attendance of all emergency services; police, fire service, paramedics, tow truck, and in extreme cases a mortuary van.

The perpetrator of the incident is said to have "collected the full set".

"Sorry I'm late, some idiot in a sports car had decide to collect the full set on the exit ramp of junction 15"

by eighthofseven January 21, 2008

collect them like monopoly

"collect them like monopoly" is a line from Ariana Grande and Victoria Monét's song called Monopoly.

Bad vibes, get off of me
Outta here with that fuckery
Treat my goals like property
Collect them like Monopoly
I probably won't come if there's not a fee
And if they try come stoppin' me
I swerve both ways, dichotomy

by uhm chile anyways so January 3, 2021

Collect your man

When someone is acting badly (racist/sexist/generally shitty) and people from the group that they belong to are called upon to keep them in check.

Jordan Peterson's transphobia needs some reigning in, U of T come collect your man!

by Zeke from the Creek April 20, 2018

Collect My Thoughts

To take time to recover and get back to a decently functioning state after an extended duration of partying, drinking and/or abusing substances.

I just put dish soap on my toothbrush and our flight leaves in an hour...I need to collect my thoughts.

by Jax77 September 21, 2015

Collect Yourself

A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.

Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...

by "Will you use your cheese mode June 8, 2018

collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."

Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.

by en1ightened August 16, 2006