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Collapse (Game)

An awesome frat game where 2+ players stand in a circle with an erection visible. The players will massage the head of the adjacent (clockwise or counter, usually chosen from a coin toss)players penis with the thumb (in certain chosen methods) until a knee buckle occurs. The player is removed and the circle is smaller until the last player remains. Certain perks are available suck as saliva lube, lotion, pointer finger to the bottom of the head, blind circle, etc.
1. Panda always beats me in two finger collapse (game), i think he has pre-lotioned hands.

2. Doodle loves collapse (game) for the texture of Pandas penis.
by Panda08 November 12, 2009
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collapse my wavefunction

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.
Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."
by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023
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Collapse your pants

To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself
Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"
by Apache Rose September 1, 2009
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till i collapse

a popular song in the album "the eminem show", featuring some of the greatest hip hop artists ever. Eminem, 50 Cent, Nate Dogg, and Tupac.
yo nigga, you hear that new rhyme from the eminem album?
naw dawg, whats it called?
till i collapse.
by beast274life November 16, 2010
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Ball Collapse

When a man ejaculates the human body holds back to maintain the oval shape of the balls. When you shoot it all out, you create a vacuum, thus you have ball collapse. This often occurs in the presence of an excess of pussy.
"Jesus christ, back in the 70's when I was over Rick James house. I got so much ass I caught a case of Ball Collapse."

"Women be talking shit, men don't know nothing about pain! Women have babies! I be like bitch, YOU don't know about pain. I've had ball collapse. They don't have epidural for that." - Charlie Murphy
by Agracoots May 13, 2009
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Zohabian Collapse

To gain a big lead in something and suddenly crumble shortly after. Oftenly used in hockey or other sports
Zohaib has a 4-0 lead but then has a Zohabian Collapse and allows the other team to score 4 unanswered goals, ultimately losing the game
by sandhu22 June 22, 2011
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Strategic Collapse

... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video
Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.

Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
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