A person who is conservative and libertarian. They often watch content creators such as Alex Jones and believe in a lot of things that most people would consider conspiracy theories. Also known as cocoa conspirators.
'My cocoa grandma told me she thought the earth was flat'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'
A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet
The resulting masterpeice after person (a) shits into the vagina of woman (b) either during or after intercourse and lets it ooze out after it has mingled with her vaginal juices.
woman : "shit in my clungebaby"
man: "ok, lets make a cocoa pie"
When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.