Cocket

When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.

I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!

by DirtyStinkyNigger July 8, 2009

cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

Cocket Science

To please a woman with flattery.

If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.

by Poppaw_Steve November 7, 2010

Rocket cocket

When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.

Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!

by Ctross719 June 6, 2018

Cocket

Small cock

You have a cocket

by OJ Da Hayward July 1, 2009

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008

Cocket willys

You rub your dick on a dead dogs head

Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog

by Smalltinkle May 28, 2018