Cock on/ Cock off

defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.

I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.

by shit cocker May 5, 2020

cock to cock

1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.

1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier. Go Red Sox!"

by infiniti March 13, 2008

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by GageHater60 April 28, 2021

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A card game in which a standard deck of 52 cards is dropped from shoulder height in between two players. The two players then scramble for the Kings (the "boy cocks") and the Queens (the "girl cocks). Scratching, biting, hitting, and trickery are allowed, even encouraged. The player who ends up with the most of the 8 possible wins that round.

How'd you get that black eye?

Oh, I played boy cock girl cock eieio for hours last night.

by Laura, Sarah, and Alex April 7, 2007

Cock on Cock

When you are fucking a chicken with your cock so its cock on cock

Wow Zak is doing cock on cock

by gusthebus12 September 30, 2021

Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.

Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.

by FooGe March 26, 2004

cock on cock

The best night club with weekly cock fights! Owned by Lean Daddy.

Bro, wanna go to Cock on Cock?

by Cockboii March 20, 2017