coast to coast shit

When you are in a plane, and you stay in the washroom the whole time.

"How was your flight Joe"
"I was good, had a coast to coast shit"

by Spider man 420 April 12, 2016

coast to coast am

very interesting radio program
www.coasttocoastam.com

You should definitely check out this website www.coasttocoastam.com.

You should also listen to the program as often as you can.

by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004

coast to coast am

a radio program on all am radio stations (except air america radio stations whose audience is smart enough to not listen to that shit) at night. discusses pseudoscience, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, spirits, creationism and other bullshit.

Radio imaging voice: tonight, after rush limbaugh, sean hannity, micheal savage, matt drudge and bill o'reilly. true science discussion with coast to coast am!

by Phil the Pill September 7, 2006

coast-to-coaster

(noun)
Any contiguous amount of human excrement (generally in a coherent cable form) that may be partially submerged but surfaces on opposite sides of the bowl, touching dry porcelain on each end.

"Man, check out this coast-to-coaster of mine from last summer!" *holds up polaroid*

by Zor Prime December 1, 2003

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast

Taking a dump for several minutes.

I was just seeing Mr. Brown to the coast.

by Elpido Gomez August 23, 2006

to east coast

to make a quick left turn in front of the opposing driver when the light turns green.

Why'd that jackass have to east coast me? I had to slam on my brakes to keep from hitting him. Why the fuck don't they have left turn arrows on this coast?

by What the Fuck East Coasters July 28, 2011

Send a load to the coast

A large defecation, or shit. Usually a relief to dispose of accompanied by extreme satisfaction. The sort you really look forward to, sometimes accompanied by favourite reading matter, e.g. War And Peace. When the bowels work at their very best, and gravity does the rest.

CEO to secretary, "Hold my calls love, I'm off to send a load to the coast"

I'd love to accept the Nobel Prize but first I need to send a load to the coast.

by Peter Hawkins September 28, 2006