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Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.
"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."
by BagofDicks April 18, 2013
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clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
by wopdonk May 7, 2008
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Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
by HM2013 June 2, 2020
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clumsy heart

when you fall for someone way to easily
"i turn and trip on my clumsy heart (i always trip) on my clumsy heart" --The Matches
by John Katards May 20, 2009
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clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!
"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014
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Clumsy noname

The embodiment of Jesus Christ, he can make content so good only rivalled by Ltn and also he follows the great dylmixOnYT so I am definitely not biased
Luke Thenotable: has clumsy noname uploaded the 100 drops?

Tors: yeah

Luke: *runs to computer
by DylmixOnYT November 22, 2020
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Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something
"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"
by Christian Howes February 3, 2009
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