A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"
by Cindy July 29, 2004
Get the cletusmug. by Jakov O'Soare December 14, 2003
Get the cletusmug. 
one who drives a drag weapon in example a toyota corolla,one who has benitle herpes in his hands from bashing the bishop,one who milks bulls and puts the milk on his rice bubbles,one who listens to vengaboys on his audio strada 40x4 extreamly loud car stereo
by ewok July 28, 2003
Get the cletusmug. A person or thing that plays a lot of video games and isn’t sexually active or not we he or she ever be in their life aka lonely cletos forever
by Cletibabies January 19, 2018
Get the Cletusmug. The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.
St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?
Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me
Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me
by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009
Get the St. Cletusmug.