Clemen

The reproductive organ of a female platypus; usually one of the highest forms of an insult

*Does something stupid in public*
-Hey, look at that clemen over there

by Squiggly Squirel June 26, 2016

Clemen

-noun
Female ejaculate. A combination of clam and semen. To have been ejaculated on is to have been cleamed.

"That squirter shot clemen at least ten feet through the air!"
"I was eating her out and she cleamed all over my face."

by Harper1652 June 27, 2008

The Clemens

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

by zeus111 February 27, 2008

Clemen

A clementine that has been inserted into a woman's vagina, partially juiced by a penis, hand, or vibrator, and soaked in female, and possibly male, cum.

That was great honey. Now that you're done, how about eating the clemen out of my vagina?

by Dr. End August 6, 2009

clemen

Clevage that has been covered in semen

After being titty fucked she was covered in clemen

by buenjamon December 15, 2008

Clemen

You dont want to know

Everybody likes a little Clemen

by Alec Kirkman December 15, 2008

Clemen

An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.

"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."

by Priestess69 April 14, 2010