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short for 'clear left'. In countries that drive on the left side of the road, it is what the passenger (who is sitting in the shotgun seat on the left side of the car) says to a the driver to indicate the way in clear from the left and its safe to procede,
Driver " how are we looking?"
Passenger "cleft!"
cleft by Kraken November 11, 2008
When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.
Man, I have a bad left cleft
cleft by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006
The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.
Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!
Cleft by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009
Someone who lacks a chin. Their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.
Yo, don't stand too close to Cleft or you'll catch the disease and your chin will fall off
Cleft by Nast-A October 1, 2010
A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppie arsehole, or trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and Warhol prints, may be referred to as clefty.
Christ, is that a cashmere iPod cosie? You utter cleft.
cleft by dbspin1 December 29, 2007
Adj "A way of life"

Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.
Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.

Yes what a clefty bastard.
cleft by hughesms December 28, 2007