cleaning

The only sport women should be allowed to play.

Woman; "im gonna play in the Olympics one day"

Man; "shut the fuck up n do some cleaning!!!"

by nas666 November 11, 2009

cleaning

(v) Killing. What a "Cleaner" does.

I am sorry, we cannot take your contract at this moment our Cleaner is out cleaning and will return for more bullets later

by hitman-47 February 24, 2009

cleaning

what every woman should be doing

get in the kitchen and start cleaning woman

by ganjagirl420 November 9, 2010

Cleaning

Code name for minors when smoking

Wanna go cleaning?

yea sure we'll go fishing for them first

by S.J.m.om June 18, 2008

cleaning

Pissing on something

"Hey Vicky, if you put onions in my room I'm going to start cleaning your room!"

by Harveymantes June 20, 2004

cleaning

To masturbate in your room 7 times and eat a whole block of cheese.

Just got some cleaning and shit to do around here.

by ComeOutForBeer October 12, 2017

cleaning

To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.

I just went cleaning in those stores and got sweatshirts and hats for free.

by steven carlson December 7, 2007