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A talented editor and amazing friend. Also a masterful Fifa player & precise Fortnite sniper.
Cilyra sniped an Estonian cunt, she is awesome
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CILF

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.
by lml March 12, 2008
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CILF

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.
by Toomer Head November 13, 2010
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cityfied

the process of learning the ins and outs, the hustle and bustle, the underground, the hole-in-the-walls, how to navigate a 5 or 6 corner intersection, public-trans routes, neighborhoods, festivals, etc. of a large, sprawling, urban community that is classified as a city, more than likely said city has a population over 1 million and is known by most people around the world, i.e. Chicago, Sydney, Beijing, London, New York, Berlin, Tokyo, Rio De Janeiro, Mumbai.
One-Chance Jack became cityfied when he learned that he had to push the rear door of the bus open, but it was too late as he was already two blocks down the route.

Mary-Angela showed off that she was cityfied as she displayed her extraordinary driving skills as she handled a six-corner intersection making it from Milwaukee to Damen smoothly, while acknowledging the cyclists on the road and outwitting a cabbie. She then gave her passenger a bit of information about the Wicker Park neighborhood. Mary-Angela is quite cityfied.
by Roscoe D April 26, 2010
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CILF

That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package
by RRyson December 14, 2010
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CILF

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.
Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".
by keichix August 16, 2010
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d-cilf

"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!

MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.

FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!

MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!

ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.

MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).

ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!

MOM: What's that Honey?

ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?

ANITA: I sure would.

MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.

AUNT FLO: It sure is.
by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006
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