Often, but not always of the baby boomer generation, a choctopper is anyone who has destroyed the opportunities for the younger generations of the world through their contribution to climate change, environmental degradation a decreasing opportunity to enter the real estate market, over casualalition of the workforce, right wing political views, racism, sexism, homophobia etc and for some unknown reason is eligible and entitled for a free choc top at the Edge Cinema, Katoomba every Monday morning.
Choctoppers are known to attend fancy art auctions and bid on expensive peices of art that they don't understand, then invite their neighbour to come and see it. (*Their neighbour works four jobs at minimum wage to pay off their uni debt and feed their children whilst living in unstable housing and surviving on mi goreng noodles, but nods and smiles when they see the art, because choctoppers are renowned for being easily offended and may call the local council and complain about their bins or dogs or general existence if they don't abide)
Choctoppers are known to attend fancy art auctions and bid on expensive peices of art that they don't understand, then invite their neighbour to come and see it. (*Their neighbour works four jobs at minimum wage to pay off their uni debt and feed their children whilst living in unstable housing and surviving on mi goreng noodles, but nods and smiles when they see the art, because choctoppers are renowned for being easily offended and may call the local council and complain about their bins or dogs or general existence if they don't abide)
"That fucking choctopper only uses their holiday house one weekend a year while struggling families can't find a rental property"
"Fucking choctoppers, You don't need one item per bag! "
"God dammit, you choctopper, why are you watering your grass?
"Oi! It's OK, all sorted, I've borrowed my mum's ladder, fucking choctoppers, of course they own ladders. For their houses. That they own outright. Unlike us. Ever.... bloody choctoppers.
"Fucking choctoppers, You don't need one item per bag! "
"God dammit, you choctopper, why are you watering your grass?
"Oi! It's OK, all sorted, I've borrowed my mum's ladder, fucking choctoppers, of course they own ladders. For their houses. That they own outright. Unlike us. Ever.... bloody choctoppers.
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Kesh just performed chocopussylingus and gave Sue an amazing orgasm by licking a melted chocolate from her pussy. His face was covered in chocolate and cum.
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When having anal sex with a homosexual partner,
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.
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Where people can vote "chic" or "doubtful" based on your outfits and leave messages for each other.
Where people can vote "chic" or "doubtful" based on your outfits and leave messages for each other.
Hey have you checked out Chictopia?
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This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
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