chipotle

A fast food resturant that is the best food in all of the US( because we are so fucking fat)but its still the best food ever.
Refering to heavenly stress-free food varying from burritos to tacos to quesodillas to salads to chips and salsa, anything you eat there I can garentee you will be satisfied

"God damnit what is this food!" "Its CHIPOTLE!"
"how has that kid from England never tried Chipotle? What a douchebag!"

by Jake the fox April 14, 2007

chipotle

(chip-al-tol) or (Chip-olt-lay)
A very popular restaurant around a lot of North America that serves Mexican burritos and tacos and food like that.

Are you going out to eat tonight? Yeah I'm going to chipotle!

by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011

Chipotle

An experience of taco-stuffs that is heavenly and is required to eat, AT LEAST ONCE A week. <3

"omg Ivana let's go to Chipotle with Jordan and eat like 6 tacos!"

by emmy0001 July 16, 2008

Chipotle

A Hispanic food restaurant whose slogan should be:

"The most delicious laxative!"

Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 11, 2016

Chipotle

A great restaurant with even better food, People say they over stuff but you can ask them for less... duh. The lines are usually long if you go during the day but it is worth it. but anyway the burritos are the best! chipotle for life! :)

person #1- Hey, I want amazing food now where should we go?
person #2- CHIPOTLE!
person #1- ew, aren't they owned by McDonalds, gross.
person #2- not anymore they go natural!
person #1- yumm yumm give me some!

by krinos May 2, 2008

Chipotle

Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.

It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.

"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"

"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"

"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"

"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."

by candydrops707 November 23, 2009

Chipotle

A counter-service restaurant chain serving Mexican cuisine with a name mispronounced by clueless housewives (as chi-POL-tay); it's known for burritos filled with undercooked chicken, lettuce tainted with e-coli, and overpriced guacamole.

Hey Brenda, do you want to go to Chipolte for lunch? No thanks, Debbie...last time I ate at Chipotle, I had to miss two days of work.

by Dr_Evil44 June 5, 2018