children

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"

children

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

children

The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.

Children: the worst STD.

by Ezlo July 27, 2008

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

children

slaves you dont have to pay

telling my children to clean the kitchen.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

Children

The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.

(This is a complete joke oopsie)

Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”

by Awesomereads June 15, 2018

Children

Good for the fire

Friend: Hey, the wood isn't helping
Me: Get the Children
Friend: But-
Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

by Allracesgetshithere June 29, 2020

Children

How many can he convert?

Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022