He is a short, funny, and
happiness spreading boy. He is obviously
Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His
IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have
12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will
die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a
happy life and will
die at the age of 99.
"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A
child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This
kid's name is called
Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"