Cheerios

Bagel seeds, commonly known as Cheerios, are the young stage of a plain bagel from your local Starbucks.

Person 1: "I'm hungry!"
Person 2: "Go get some bagel seeds."
Person 1: "It's Cheerios!"
Person 2: "They are the same..."

by Dinousrname February 12, 2019

Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

Cheerios

Cheerios are an oat cereal that is loved by millions of people. Cheerios are a very popular breakfast and taste amazing. Cheerios are life. they provide happiness. except when you're out of Cheerios then you become sad.

I had Cheerios for breakfast and I feel amazingingly amazing.

Cheerios are life.

by claxophone July 8, 2014

Cheerios

1. A pointless thing for british people to say when tea time has begun
2. The worst cereal that was ever invented in the history of the world.

Cheerios dawgi gg jiodsfhgjdslfhfdjtfj

by drgdr March 23, 2007

cheerios

an Armenian term referring to someone who is fresh off the boat. Is new. (FOB)

Your such a cheerios.

by mcsteamy101 January 11, 2018

Cheerios

Bite sized tiny honey flavored doughnuts inside a box that says “Cheerios”.

Barry Bee Benson: Imma eat some Cheerios!
Air pod douche: you eat that shit?
Barry Bee Benson: Fair enough.

by Jull.Jc November 26, 2019