charleston

when someone has been analy invaded several times, they develop a patch of skin over their sphincter, called the charelston. chewing on said flap of skin is the charleston chew.

Man, last night i totally was munching on this girls charleston when she shat all over me

by techotter November 30, 2004

Charleston

A town in south carolina. Note: I say town because it doesn't qualify in my book as a city. The place is tiny. Looking for honest, real people? You're in the wrong place. The insecurities of people, not just in charleston, but all over the south runs rampant. For some reason, when it rains everybody drives like it's an ice storm. Food is not very good. Golf courses are great. Beaches are decent. If it wasn't for the College of Charleston, the town would look like Detroit. Bipolar-ism, split-personality, and schizophrenia are all common here. Wildlife here is cool. Weather is great aside from the hurricanes and incredible wave of pollen that blows through every spring. Unless you're lookin to cook, jobs are not plentiful. Just tellin it like it is, people. And yea, the girls are hot (and really, really dumb) if you're into teenagers... Also the racism is incredibly bad. Makes me want to vomit.

Bob: I went to Charleston for spring break.

Don: Oh, I'm sorry.

by DRoseonthemHoes April 8, 2011

Charleston

Charleston is the second biggest city in South Carolina and 500,000 people live in the area, its wild tho in North Charleston you be seeing hella homeless people doing drugs at the bus stop, and don't go to James island unless you wanna get ya ass beat. Oh and old black people sit in shacks on the side of almost every road and sell grass baskets for 400$ or sum like that and they sound Jamaican.

Charleston is wild 😳😳😳😳😳

by kyliejennerspitsfire November 23, 2016

Charleston

First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.

Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.

Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here

Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant

1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!

Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!

Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018

Charleston

That one boy that all day but when it is time for friends the got your back. He love his family and will die for them. He stay positive minded and is a born star.

Charleston be rocking it on God!

by Dxddyfine November 12, 2019

Charleston

Cities like Charleston, Savannah, and New Orleans (and even Norfolk/Hampton Roads) being port cities tend to have larger intact historic areas and older intact buildings than a lot of the inland cities in the South. A lot of the large commercial areas in the South were built up inland instead of near ports and waterways, though New Orleans and Norfolk have high rise office buildings.

People sometimes try and compare a port city like Charleston to an inland city like Nashville or Atlanta, and tell you one is more like the true South than the other, since some cities have newer buildings, which is bullshit.

by Solid Mantis November 8, 2019

Charleston

Is a guy that would tell you that he likes you in the most extra ways.

He's so extra
You mean he's a charleston

by Back boned July 31, 2020