Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids.

by JC1976 December 9, 2008

Chaids

A disease one acquires from having sexual intercourse on the floor of the fraternity basement while being watched by a brother. Once the disease is acquired, it cannot be cured and all offspring will also suffer from chaids.

Dude 1: where’d you go with that girl last night?

Dude 2: we went in the basement and fucked on the floor.

Dude 1: holy shit, you have chaids.

by asseatinszn69 October 25, 2019

Chaids

1. Built different.

2. The next form of human evolution.

Chayce has chaids.

by Ben_Doverson March 20, 2026

Chaids

(Noun) A rare disease whose symptoms consist of hydrophobia and an allergy to hygiene.

My friend hasn’t showered in two weeks since he caught chaids.

by Ben_Doverson March 22, 2026

fuck em with a chainsaw

This describes extreme hostility toward others.

They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

by Cotbumm July 21, 2016

Chainsaw fart

Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.

My chainsaw fart scratched my anus.

by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018