Chaids 

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids.

Chaids by JC1976 December 9, 2008

Chaids 

A disease one acquires from having sexual intercourse on the floor of the fraternity basement while being watched by a brother. Once the disease is acquired, it cannot be cured and all offspring will also suffer from chaids.

Dude 1: where’d you go with that girl last night?

Dude 2: we went in the basement and fucked on the floor.

Dude 1: holy shit, you have chaids.

Chaids by asseatinszn69 October 25, 2019

Chaids

1. Built different.

2. The next form of human evolution.

Chayce has chaids.

Chaids by Ben_Doverson March 20, 2026

Chaids

(Noun) A rare disease whose symptoms consist of hydrophobia and an allergy to hygiene.

My friend hasn’t showered in two weeks since he caught chaids.

Chaids by Ben_Doverson March 22, 2026

Chaids

When you’ve eaten out of the garbage and ingested so many vile things that your immune system becomes completely superhuman.

Once my chaids wore off I could no longer rely on my immune system to fight off sickness and disease.

Chaids by Ben_Doverson April 9, 2026

fuck em with a chainsaw 

This describes extreme hostility toward others.

They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

fuck em with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by Cotbumm July 21, 2016