Carrot Top

1) A comedian with red hair.

2) An Orange T-Shirt

ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.

ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.

by superleetkillah-cap-a-cop May 25, 2009

Carrot Top

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.

death to the carrot top!

by Kengou October 10, 2003

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003

Carrot Top

Slang; when marijuana has an excessive amount of red hairs growing on the buds. Such as Orange Kush.

"Damn, look at all those red hairs. This bud is straight carrot top."

by Trevor Morris August 23, 2007

carrot top

A fire crotch. And kinda annoying.

Carrot=red=FIRE CROTCH! Haha!

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

Carrot Top

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.

Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)

by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017

carrot top

when male ejaculates all over a red heads pubic bush and, the male eats her out.

"hey babe can i give you a carrot top

by jankydank August 6, 2009