Carlson

The sexiest Filipino in the world! He is 6'5, Challenger in League, sexy as fuck, and can bench 280-290 on a bad day

Carlson mid gapped again?! Thats his 8th time! If only Ben could do that

by slightly_vexing November 22, 2021

CARLSON

6’1 darkskin dread head

Yo u see that nigga CARLSON he is so tall and has dreads and his @ on ig is @tfn.carlsonn

by Fortnite lover69 January 30, 2022

Carlson

Telling the public you believe something that you actually don't.

Hey look, that guy pulled a carlson!

by Enso March 10, 2023

Carlson School of Management

(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.

US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\

1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.

by lLamaD February 18, 2005

Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012

carlson douchebag

Very common phrase at the University of Minnesota. Refers to anyone studying at the Carlson School of Management. On campus, Douchebag and Carlson are basically synonymous. It is presumed that every Carlson student is a douchebag, so the few who are not must be identified specifically as "not a douchebag" by someone in CLA to be accepted by anyone cool on campus.

CLA Girl: "Hey what's your major?"
Carlson Douchebag: "International Supplier Relations and Human Resources Management"
CLA Girl: "Oh... I have to go..."

CLA Girl: "I met a cute guy, but turns out he goes to Carlson"
CLA Guy: "Douchebag."

by Chillax March 7, 2014

Carlson School of Management

A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.

John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.

by Kevin Phong December 25, 2009