comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.

John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.

by ram March 8, 2005

Captivity of negativity

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

Captivating

To attract and hold the attention or of intrest, as by beauty or excellence.

her charm and personality is captivating, because she's angelical and believes in heaven.

by Mary_R April 6, 2010

captivate

To capture and hold someone's attention with one's own charisma or magnetism; attract strongly.

The dancer captivated her audience with her deep eyes and exotic movements.

by world citizen May 16, 2005

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Cactive

The act of going from being a couch potato to an active person who likes to exercise. Cactive takes the word "couch" and "active" and mashes them together to make the word "Cactive."

She used to be a total couch potato, but now she's so cactive!
He used to hate exercise but last week he decided to go cactive.
How did she get in such great shape? She went totally cactive.

by CouchToActive February 4, 2019