Captin Zander Black

the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/

Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..

by DENSIL69 January 4, 2011

captin halitosis

Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.

theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis

by peedy dogg March 27, 2009

captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird May 17, 2011

Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

captin duesh

refrence to fag, or aka Andy Harris. Being a complete deush bag and playing and sucking on the shity hockey coache's poop

hobo was captin deushin with the lost poop

by haha yea February 8, 2004

Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005

Captin Lizzie

When you sing the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their bum hole and go ARGHH!

person 1: *sings theme tune*
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: *captin lizzies*
person 2: OUCH MAN THAT HURT
person 1: lol
person 2: * is in immense pain*
person 1: lol

by Mintperson August 6, 2011