Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird May 17, 2011

ass captin

you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured

Julius is such a fucking ass captin

by Evand Holmes June 3, 2007

captin duesh

refrence to fag, or aka Andy Harris. Being a complete deush bag and playing and sucking on the shity hockey coache's poop

hobo was captin deushin with the lost poop

by haha yea February 8, 2004

captin save a ho

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.

That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!

by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

Captin Wing Ding

A word used in Massachusetts to describe a guy with big red cheeks

Markiplier is such a Captin Wing Ding!

by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 4, 2023

Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005