Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it
Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.
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Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.
by Renegade412 March 01, 2013
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ass captin

you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured
by Evand Holmes May 17, 2007
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captin duesh

refrence to fag, or aka Andy Harris. Being a complete deush bag and playing and sucking on the shity hockey coache's poop
hobo was captin deushin with the lost poop
by haha yea February 09, 2004
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captin save a ho

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.
That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!
by Jenrette J. December 27, 2006
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Captin Wing Ding

A word used in Massachusetts to describe a guy with big red cheeks
Markiplier is such a Captin Wing Ding!
by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 05, 2023
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Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.
I love Captin Beard!
by Elmer Schlue April 06, 2005
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