Beef Cannons

Large scrumptious tits

Man that broads got some set of beef cannons

by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010

dairy cannons

A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.

Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!

by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006

Splitting Cannons

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

sweater cannons

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

by dunder control October 12, 2010

milk cannons

tits. you can figure this out.

"watch where you point those milk cannons girl, you almost just killed that midget"

by ballstein October 28, 2004

Thunder Cannons

Massive Female Breasts

"Did you see Christina in there? damn shes got huge Thunder Cannons!"

by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006

The cannons

The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon

Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab

Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place

Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that

by glassybubbles122 November 15, 2011