Urban Camouflage

The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously

Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage

by smooo February 23, 2011

grinding camouflage

Masturbation

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

by Glitter Diamond Jewel Rainbow April 22, 2021

Team Camouflage

When two people do the popular team camouflage technique, link together in a god like way and become completely invisible.

Mike : Camouflage!
Junior *fully alert* : TEAM CAMOUFLAGE!!
* Mike and Junior do insane kung-fu movements and morph together*

Junior is holding Mike's legs and Mike is holding Juniors ass.

by Blood-X February 21, 2009

social camouflage

Accessories of life that conceal your true social or economic standing.

A Cadillac is social camouflage…

Coined by Cadillac in an American Fall 2007 television commercial advertisment.

by barnstormer October 29, 2007

Solitaire Camouflage

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009

island camouflage

Alternative name for Hawaiian shirts.

I have to find my collection of island camouflage and fanny pack for my cruise.

by Bick Dutkiss July 30, 2017

Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019