F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

F.A.C.E.

F.A.C.E. is an acronym for frontal ass crack extraordinaire, it is when an individual has a stomach so large that it looks like an asscrack

Oh my God! That person is a F.A.C.E. !!!!

by crackaddict666 October 7, 2009

F.A.C.E.

Facilitates Accuracy Consistency and Efficiency

Do you run F.A.C.E. on that computer yet?

I wish my company gave me tools like F.A.C.E.!

by YMYF May 12, 2008

F.A.C.E.

Fixes All Computers Everywhere (FACE)

Do you run F.A.C.E. on that computer yet?

by YMYF December 29, 2007

P.R.O.F.A.C

This is an acronym that stands for: Protruding Front And Center. Its used as a way to describe people based on the size of their dick.

Anna: hey did you see Todd the other day?
Lisa: Yeah he was having P.R.O.F.A.C!
Anna: :0

by ultrafirelord November 19, 2018

C.A.F.

(n) A guy who is Creepy As Fuck, generally a drunk and a druggie. Perhaps a fast food worker, usually balding..... Likes to check out VERY young girls

Whens C.A.F.'s next shift?

I hope NEVER!

by Rain Cloud January 31, 2009